14 December 2005

The Eleventh Commandment

As dictated by the state... Thou shall not die.

05 December 2005

Football fever

Are you ready for some foot... congressional hearings? Not content to subsidizing the schools playing in the games, legislating what the players can take to improve their performance, regulating the broadcasts of such games, etc., it seems the state is looking to expand their influence over the college football world. As laughable as the steroid hearings held earlier this year, taxpayer money is now going to be used to figure out how a deeply flawed system has resulted in the top two teams in the country playing for the national championship. While they're at it, why don't it look into the selection process behind choosing the Rose Queen?

02 December 2005

Hand over that cribbage board old hag

You would think that government would have better things to do than hassle old ladies, but hey, the law is the law, right? Well, this should teach them. Remember kids, gambling is only acceptable when the state runs the casino.